A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

DISCLAIMERS: This project was made purposefully bad for the Worst VN Ever Challenge. This project is not in anyway endorsed or sponsored by McDonald's, The Coca-Cola Company, PepsiCo, or whatever other soda manufacturer we keep bringing up... Me personally, I wouldn't be buying from McDonald's right now anyway.

The worst male main character to ever date a simulator. Fumble beautiful women. You deserve nothing. 7k words, three endings, one secret conversation. Try your best to get them all <3

CONTENT WARNINGS:
- Swearing
- Suggestive content/sex talk
- Q slur
- Misogynistic protagonist (don't worry he gets his comeuppance)
- Suicide mention
- Full screen flashes

CORRECTION: in the game we incorrectly state that Dr Pepper is a soda under PepsiCo. This is not entirely true—in the US, Keurig Dr Pepper manufactures and distributes its own product. (PepsiCo does distribute Dr Pepper in other jurisdictions.) We apologize for the inaccuracy. We are still not sponsored by Dr Pepper though.

ONE MORE THING: The audio mixing on this is terrible. The date music and title theme are louder than everything else. Be warned.

CREDITS:
Concept: @SquidMaru
Programming: Edikan, @SquidMaru
Scenario: Edikan, @janayjojo, @SquidMaru
Character Art: Edikan, @SquidMaru
Principal Photography!?: Edikan
Music: Edikan, @SquidMaru
SFX: Edikan
Ladybird Design: @LoverboyEve
Character Likeness (Sephirah): Q my friend Q

Made with Ren'Py 8.2

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorDusty
GenreVisual Novel
TagsComedy, Male protagonist, Narrative, Parody, Ren'Py, Romance, satire, Singleplayer

Download

Download
whar-1.0-pc.zip 70 MB
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whar-1.0-mac.zip 65 MB

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i loved ash's soda tier list she's cooking so hard.. i need jules so much.. 
all of the art unironically goes so hard, i love gabriel 

OMG!!! thank you so much!!!